Amber Deen lives in Aberdeen, is indeed Scottish, and has got a thing about young cock. She totally loves it, young chaps in general, fucking them, going out with them, etc. It’s a lot to do with mothering them and being in charge, in the nicest possible way. Perfect milf material really and a refreshing change from all those girls dreaming of Daddy, not that that actually ever bores us.

But certainly Mummy stripping down and pushing her bottom into our awe-struck faces, as she’s doing here, is certainly something we could get used to and would entertain repeat performances of.

Our day with Ms Deen was lots of fun. Knockout sex and a great laugh. Kind of sums up PSS at the moment. The daffs are in bloom and the sun’s starting to shine, we’re a couple of perverts making our livings from some seriously reprehensible behaviour, and life couldn’t be sweeter really. Hurrah!

Scrumptious, eh? I don’t know, everyone’s different, but this bitch, Chanel Santos, she seriously did it for me. I’m not normally into the young ’uns (she’s 23) but my head might be turning. I mean what kind of girl turns up to some old pervo’s crummy flat with a selection of seriously hot gear she’s especially purchased for the occasion, dresses herself up to die for (camel toe included), delights the good doctor Pascal with the anticipatory wetness of her vagina the moment he introduces his fingers to it, and maintains said sloshiness right through to the end of the shoot? Answer: the kind of girl who loves older guys. Mmm, Chanel Santos is a girl to get very dirty with indeed.

Bitch’s BJ skills were top-notch — all the way down, lots of slobber, didn’t need telling. Fucked like a bunny. Looked fucking divine getting used and abused and loved every second of it.

And these pictures really do tell a story. Look at the full-length one with her clothed. Nerves. Look at the last one. Horny. Wet. Trusting us more. She’s got some 52-year-old fat fuck taking piccies of her while a 44-year-old degenerate’s poking his cock into her arse. And she’s loving it all so much she’s just grabbed it. That’s a 21-year age gap, at least. Enjoy, guys. We certainly did.

Phoenix Madina. One word. Explosive. This girl blew it out of the park. She just came and came and came and came and came.

Really new to the whole SubSlut stuff, totally game, really wanted to be hung from the hook and beaten and then when she was she found out she was a total pain slut. The look in her eyes was priceless — fear, self-realisation, excitement, yearning. One of the horniest things I’ve ever shot. Basically I do this job because I’m a voyeur, and a voyeur wants to see private moments, and you can’t get better than a hot woman being spanked really hard for the first time in her life and realising that she seriously loves it.

And it wasn’t just that. It was the whole getting-treated-like-shit stuff for the first time and loving that too. This one’s a keeper, guys, and we’ve already got Phoenix booked to come back in May when the good doctor’s going to fuck her arse as well as her cunt. Can’t wait.

Two things about SexyCleo, who came down to us from Leeds at the weekend – first, she’d been wanking every day about doing the shoot from the moment it was agreed; second, she was terrified when she turned up at the flat. This is always a good mix, ladies and gents, but one that we don’t often get dialled up to such a high level of amplification.

Cleo’s no innocent – she’s been an active member of FetLife for a few years – but she’d only shot one small-scale porn shoot before and the notoriety of PSS was getting to her. It created an erotic tension that didn’t really let up until the end of the day, the kind of tension of wanting and needing and getting it totally hardcore but then feeling that maybe things were tipping over the edge and needing to regain a bit of control and asking for things to pause. It happened a few times and we didn’t mind a bit because Cleo was so clearly having the most amazing time and she’d happily be right back in the thick of it the moment she gave the nod.

So stay tuned, guys. SexyCleo came six times in quick succession when she was riding P, her orgasms are beyond erotic, and she cries when she’s having incredible sex. SexyCleo is a goddess!

This is Rebecca Smyth. She’s the only porn slut I know who uses her real name for her stage name. She’s also the only porn slut I know who looks this ridiculously good at – whisper it – 43. Pascal trashed all three of her holes last week in South London. She came non-stop from start to finish. Happily I was there to record it.

Rebecca used to work in porn and then stopped for 12 years and then decided to get back into it a few week’s ago. We were the first to welcome her back. We’ve got history with her. She shot her first scene with P way back when, and I shot her for the first series of Bitch In A Box I did for Television X, likewise with P, which ended up being the genesis of PSS.

Why the comeback? “Because I love getting my cunt out for the camera,” laughs Rebecca. “I’ve missed it so much. It just gets me so wet.” And indeed it does, as we’ll be proving in the next couple of days when her updates start going up (a little tardily, for which apologies).