She’s back! (back!): Jessica Jensen

Can someone tell me please why so many American porn stars say "Gosh!" while they’re having their rude bits fucked? I’m a happy knuckle-chuckler on the tube sites just like you are – so, you know, I’m up with current affairs – and it’s like they’re saying it more and more. What gives? It’s like they’re at church or something and God forbid they don’t want to offend anyone. Sweetheart, you’ve got an eleven-inch meat pole doing a St Vitus dance inside your bottom and you’re worried about offending people? It’s because the production companies don’t want to offend the Bible-belters, isn’t it? It’s got to be. Answers on a post card. I’m genuinely stumped. Anyway, onto the scene. Valentine Day’s coming up. We thought we’d trash it. We’re nice guys really but we’ve got a job to do, this is PSS, so we just took those red roses and battered them against the wall and jumped up and down on them and dropped our drawers and did a big poo on them. Unfortunately for Jessica Jensen she found herself right-bang-slap in the middle of it all, getting a little revved up by the idea of fucking a stranger while her boyfriend records it. I play the stranger, Andy plays the boyfriend (I know, talk about taking things too far, at least you never see his fucking face). He gets her to put on a blindfold, let me in downstairs, get spanked, get fucked, get spunked on, drink it, the usual happy shebang. It’s all very delightful. Kisses and hugs x