We have a tagline. ‘Real subs. Real sex. Real orgasms.’ We try our best. Sometimes we score ten of ten, sometimes we don’t. But the thing about that line is we try as best we’re able to, shooting 52 scenes a year, to publish stuff that’s not fake, that really shows women having a candidly chucklesome time being the sluts they love to be.

So in the spirit of this honesty, it’s time we fessed up about something. It’s no biggie and it’s been mentioned a couple of times before. Pascal doesn’t write the blurb on this website. It’s written like he does, but nope. Andy does. That’s me. Hi. And from now I’ll be doing it as me and not him. Not sure it warrants much of an apology (pretending it’s been him talking that is, as opposed to subjecting you to even greater amounts of verbiage than the stuff I already blab on camera, which, I’ll grant you, actually does warrant one). But if we’re all about the truth, baby, then I just figured it was time we fixed this. And no, you can’t have a gold star for realising it all along.

Pascal is a man of action and few words. That’s the way the ladies love him, as do we. Next.