We’re always getting asked where people can buy one (or two! or three!) of those really nifty T-shirts and sweatshirts that we get the girls to wear in the interview after the scene. Well now we can tell you – at booth 2416 at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, Thursday 24th through Saturday 27th January, next week, in Las Vegas!!

On the front they’ve got our ‘Please misbehave responsibly’ line and on the back they’ve got our logo. Sweet, eh? And that’s not all – we’re going to be selling copies of all our DVDs as well! So make sure to drop by our little pop-up corner shop where if you’re lucky you might just bump into our two PSS stall attendants, the very-yummy-indeed Luna Rival and Alex Chance! See ya there!

We’re revving up for the AVN Expo next week in Las Vegas and we’ve got a couple of very fruity treats for you to enjoy if you fancy stopping by our stand Thursday through Saturday. One you’re very familiar with – Luna Rival! Yep, everyone’s favourite French porn slut (and perennial PSS superstar after she did that awesome shoot with us a couple of years back) will be attendance, smiling brightly, going “Oui! Oui! Oui!” a lot, and signing pretty much whatever you want her to sign (within reason).

And if that wasn’t exciting enough, we’ve got the delectable, fragrant and very-amply-bosomed Alex Chance manning the stand as well. Alex can’t wait to be a PascalsSubSlut and we’ve got her booked in for a shoot straight after the show ends so make sure you come along and meet her while she’s still in one piece!

Check out the times they’re going to be around from the graphics above and make a note of that booth number – it’s 2416, folks! We’re so excited about being there, it’s the first time we’ve attended the expo, so we’re really looking forward to meeting as many of you as possible. Don’t be shy now – come along and say hi!

Are you an American lady-fan of PascalsSubSluts? Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be pillaged and plundered by the good doctor’s barbarian banana penis? And then found the reaction to your reverie to be one of having to sit down for a minute to catch your breath and pat your damp brow down with a tissue?

Well, if you live either in or somewhere reasonably close to Las Vegas then your dreams could come true because we’re coming over to Nevada in Jan/Feb 2018. We’ll be at the AVN expo (with our own stand no less) and then once that’s done we’re going to be hanging around to shoot smut with the natives. We’ve got five slots to fill from Monday 1st to Wednesday 7th February inclusive.

Tickle your fancy? Then please do get in touch, madam. Drop us a line at models@PascalsSubSluts.com with a word or two about what you’re into and a couple of pics. The only requirements we need are that you’re over 18 (anything over 18, really) and that you’re properly committed to turning those incredibly naughty thoughts of yours into reality.

We look forward to hearing from you.

We’re going up in the world, boys and girls. PascalsSubSluts has been nominated in six categories in the AVN and XBiz Awards, both of which take place in the States in January. After our two wins at the recent UKAP Awards in London (Best Niche Website and Best-Selling DVD for SubSlut Grannies) we’re well chuffed.

The AVN noms are for:

• Best BDSM Movie (Worthless)

• Best Foreign Series (Destroy Me)

• Best Male Performer of the Year (Dr P)

And we’re up for the following at the XBiz Awards:

• Foreign Studio of the Year (PascalsSubSluts)

• Foreign Non-Feature Release of the Year (Destroy Me 4)

• Businesswoman of the Year (Laurel)

I’d like to give a big whoop for the last entry on that list. Laurel runs ARL Cash with her husband Raja over in California and if we hadn’t teamed up with these guys three years ago then there’s no way we would have been able to build PSS up into the successful series it is today, let alone get recognised by the industry in the way we have done with these nominations. And bows too to the other guys in the office. You’re all great.

But the nom’s for Laurel and it’s thoroughly deserved. It’s all well and good making a strong product (which is what we hope PSS is) but if you haven’t got someone onboard who knows how to push the marketing side of things then there’s not much point having a product at all. Thank you, Laurel.

I’m particularly proud of the XBiz nom for Foreign Studio of the Year. In fact I think it’s pretty crazy. Here’s who we’re up against:

• 21 Sextury

• abbywinters

• Harmony Films

• Immoral Productions

• Marc Dorcel

• Nacho Vidal Productions

• Private Media

• Rocco Siffredi Productions

• Viv Thomas

Li’l old us, up against all those Goliaths. And all out of a shabby little flat in Southend-on-Sea. Go figure.

Just OK’d the box art for our latest release Big Girls Don’t Cry 2: Get A Grip. Loving the pink and that pic of Estella on the front, looking so yummy. It’ll be coming out in the States next month (June). If you live in the UK or Europe then your best bet is, if you want to stream it, or watch any of the scenes individually, then just head for Adult DVD Empire.

Phoenix Madina. One word. Explosive. This girl blew it out of the park. She just came and came and came and came and came.

Really new to the whole SubSlut stuff, totally game, really wanted to be hung from the hook and beaten and then when she was she found out she was a total pain slut. The look in her eyes was priceless — fear, self-realisation, excitement, yearning. One of the horniest things I’ve ever shot. Basically I do this job because I’m a voyeur, and a voyeur wants to see private moments, and you can’t get better than a hot woman being spanked really hard for the first time in her life and realising that she seriously loves it.

And it wasn’t just that. It was the whole getting-treated-like-shit stuff for the first time and loving that too. This one’s a keeper, guys, and we’ve already got Phoenix booked to come back in May when the good doctor’s going to fuck her arse as well as her cunt. Can’t wait.

Two things about SexyCleo, who came down to us from Leeds at the weekend – first, she’d been wanking every day about doing the shoot from the moment it was agreed; second, she was terrified when she turned up at the flat. This is always a good mix, ladies and gents, but one that we don’t often get dialled up to such a high level of amplification.

Cleo’s no innocent – she’s been an active member of FetLife for a few years – but she’d only shot one small-scale porn shoot before and the notoriety of PSS was getting to her. It created an erotic tension that didn’t really let up until the end of the day, the kind of tension of wanting and needing and getting it totally hardcore but then feeling that maybe things were tipping over the edge and needing to regain a bit of control and asking for things to pause. It happened a few times and we didn’t mind a bit because Cleo was so clearly having the most amazing time and she’d happily be right back in the thick of it the moment she gave the nod.

So stay tuned, guys. SexyCleo came six times in quick succession when she was riding P, her orgasms are beyond erotic, and she cries when she’s having incredible sex. SexyCleo is a goddess!

This is Rebecca Smyth. She’s the only porn slut I know who uses her real name for her stage name. She’s also the only porn slut I know who looks this ridiculously good at – whisper it – 43. Pascal trashed all three of her holes last week in South London. She came non-stop from start to finish. Happily I was there to record it.

Rebecca used to work in porn and then stopped for 12 years and then decided to get back into it a few week’s ago. We were the first to welcome her back. We’ve got history with her. She shot her first scene with P way back when, and I shot her for the first series of Bitch In A Box I did for Television X, likewise with P, which ended up being the genesis of PSS.

Why the comeback? “Because I love getting my cunt out for the camera,” laughs Rebecca. “I’ve missed it so much. It just gets me so wet.” And indeed it does, as we’ll be proving in the next couple of days when her updates start going up (a little tardily, for which apologies).

Classy Filth was the last girl we shot on our trip to the Peak District. She was one of the gals who came to our rescue (along with Laura Lou) after we’d had a couple of blowouts.

It was easier for us to shoot her on our way home, at her place in Nottingham, so we waved our bye-byes to Whaley Bridge and scootled down the M1 to, well, completely pillage and plunder the 30-something-cock-whore-with-kids basically.

CF decided to get into escorting a couple of years ago because she wasn’t getting shagged enough. (And she needs to get shagged an awful lot, especially deep in her arsehole.) Now she wanted to be a PascalsSubSlut because she wasn’t getting shagged rough enough. There’s no pleasing them. Pascal managed it though.

(Don’t be put off by the squinty eye. She hasn’t had a stroke or anything. Poor girl suffered a bit of a spunk splat in it at the end of the scene, which we shot an hour before these pics. She’ll be ripe and ready and totally non-squinty for you next Sunday, when we’ll be putting her trailer up.)